EBN: Maffoids Attack!

The Maffoids are once again on the prowl...

Recent attacks are most likely caused by Maffoid warrior coming-of-age rituals, according to the Imperial Exobiology Institute.  

Encroaching colonist and robot settlement on Maffoid hunting grounds was also believed to be a causal factor. 

The IEI warned that “the threat level this year is off the charts!”. 

Colonists are asked to be careful when travelling in the following areas:

  • Cape Corinth 
  • Half Moon Bay
  • Camp Icarus
  • Camp Echidna
  • Aegis Mound
  • Fort Medusa