EBN: ROBOTS DEFEATED - MIGRATION UPON US - ANCIENT CIVILIZATION ON CALYPSO?
Jermaine Johansson:
You’re watching Entropia Breaking News. I’m your host, Jermaine Johansson.
Today’s top story: The robots have been defeated!
All robot transport ships have vanished, and no Vanguard have been detected for some time.
Imperial Engineers have calculated that the structure of the Vanguards does not allow for greater mass than that of the Vanguard known as Entropy. The robots assaulted us with their most powerful, but yet again Calypso stood victorious.
The CDF is still looking for the traitor Charles Marvin.
In other news: An ancient race of highly intelligent humanoids on Calypso? Rumors have recently been circling about remnants of an ancient indigenous civilization having been discovered near Fort Troy. The CDF has made a thorough investigation and concluded that the so-called alien civilization is nothing but a Thorifioid settlement. The governor’s office has issued a warning that those spreading and/or perpetuating false rumors can and will be indicted for disturbing the public order.
On a lighter note: the Imperial Exobiology Institute have recently released a statement that Eomon pheromone levels have reached the threshold associated with the start of the annual Eomon migration. Pheromone levels have peaked in the following locations:
Nymphtown
Minopolis
Cape Corinth
Livas
Port Atlantis
Every year around this time, the massive Eomon migrate to their summer grazing grounds.
The Imperial Exobiology Institute has predicted Friday this week as the start of the Eomon hunting season. Note however that Imperial Zoological Scouts have yet to make a confirmed observation of Eomon.
Get your gear, grab some friends, and stay tuned to EBN for all your migration related news!
Migration is upon us.
